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Before Catholisim there was the older, female centric worship of the Divine Earth Mother.

However, pagan ritual was no match for the pomp and blingyness of Christianity, and soon all but disappeared.

Except for the fertility rituals. Even the Church had a hard time stamping out the one rite that allowed even ugly guys to 'see god'.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Yep. For some, it is a ritual.
<Fu Manchu> That reminds me, I have some rites to perform...
<ElvisThePelvis> I was celibate with myself four times this morning....
<Lauren> Thanks for sharing, Elvis. Now wipe up the mess you made in Kumi's comment section so others can stop by without stepping in it.
<ElvisThePelvis> Mort...we need more towels in Kumi's comment section...or maybe a spermicidal sponge.
<Kumiho> Ew! Thanks Elvis =P
<ElvisThePelvis> Always aiming to please...and away from my LCD monitor and keyboard as well.
<mypalmike> Ah yes, I remeber when they played "Pomp and Blingyness" at my graduation. Word.

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