[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/17/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"Look Frodo! The entrance to Mount Doom is just before us. Even if I have to carry you, we can make it!", exclaimed Samwise.

"Not if I can help it evil hobbittess! Nasssty fats hobittess!", hissed the strangely cute Gollum.

"They destroyed the ring!!", screamed Sauron, "ARGHHH!! The PAIN!!"
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 204 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:43Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:42Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:41Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:40Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:37Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:36Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:35Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:34Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:30Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:26Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:25Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:22Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:19Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:16Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:13Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:11Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:11Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:09Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:08Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:07Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:06Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:04Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:58Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:56Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:53Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:52Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:46Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:44Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:43Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:42Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:41Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:40Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:39Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:38Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:37Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:34Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:33Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:32Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:31Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:30Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:29Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:28Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:28Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:26Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:25Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:22Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:21Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:20Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:19Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:18Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:17Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:16Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:11Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:10Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:09Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:08Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:07Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:06Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:05Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:04Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:03Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:02Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:00Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:59Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:58Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:57Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:56Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:55Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:54Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:52Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:47Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:46Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:42Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:41Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:39Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:37Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:35Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:34Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:30Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:26Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:22Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:20Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:16Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:15Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:14Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:11Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:10Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:09Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:04Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:02Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:59Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:58Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:56Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:54Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:53Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:50Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:49Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:48Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:47Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:45Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:44Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:43Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:39Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:38Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:37Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:36Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:35Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:34Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:34Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:32Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:29Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:28Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:27Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:26Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:25Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:24Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:23Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:22Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:20Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:19Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:18Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:17Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:16Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:15Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:14Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:13Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:12Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:11Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:09Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:08Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:07Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:06Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:05Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:04Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:03Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:02Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:00Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:59Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:57Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:56Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:55Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:54Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:51Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:50Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:47Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:43Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:42Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:38Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:37Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:36Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:35Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:34Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:33Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:32Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:31Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:27Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:26Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:22Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:20Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:17Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:16Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:14Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:12Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:11Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:10Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:09Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:08Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:07Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:06Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:05Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:03Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:00Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:55Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:54Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:53Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:52Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:50Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:49Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:44Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:42Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:40Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:39Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:35Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:34Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:31Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:30Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:27Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:26Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:25Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:24Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:23Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:22Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:21Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:19Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:18Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:14Caption #181

Board [Post Message]

Yes I saw the Return of the King last night. It was pretty damn fantastic, I had no choice but to do a Lord of the Rings caption.

Oops! Maybe I should have mentioned *SPOILERS*.


There are 17 messages for this day.
<ElvisThePelvis> Elvis has returned to the building.
<Lauren> I am off now to see Return of the King. I can't wait!
<yoyology> I won't be seeing it until around New Years. *sigh*
<yoyology> You know, I don't think I'm so much a caption monquie as a caption lab rat. I just sit here hitting the "Refresh" button in hopes of seeing a pellet of caption or comment rolling down the chute.
<Mort> Not today it seems. I blame whoever runs this damn place.
<yoyology> Bloody Canucks.
<yoyology> Hey! The anti-smoking bra is back!
<Mort> Who are you calling Canadian?
Or are you just blaming Canadians for being from Canada?
<yoyology> I was guessing. You've alluded before to not being in the States, and your text is sprinkled with British spellings, but I can't see you as a Brit or Aussie, so I went with Canada.
<Lauren> I keep trying to figure out a caption set where the first one addresses grocery shoppin in Taipei (a tip of the hat to guyPaulo), but I can't come up with something for the others.

By the way, Return of the King was awesome.

<Lauren> Whoops, no wonder I'm unemployed.... That should be "grocery shoppinG in TAIWAN."
<yoyology> Which caption set are you referring to? Post a link.
<yoyology> Oh, wait. You're trying to write one. My bad.
<yoyology> I suggest you do a menu-planning theme. Start with the "main course" from Taiwan, go into something about a "nice bamboo shoot salad" and end with a reference to chicken legs or some kind of pun based on the soccer player's anatomy.
<Mort> Why is grocery shopping in Taiwan a hat tip to guyPaulo? Am I missing some in-joke here?
<yoyology> From yesterday: first comment on main page:
" I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious."
<Mort> See I read that, but then I clearly forgot all about it.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post