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Most Emailed Photos - 12/17/2003

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"Look Frodo! The entrance to Mount Doom is just before us. Even if I have to carry you, we can make it!", exclaimed Samwise.

"Not if I can help it evil hobbittess! Nasssty fats hobittess!", hissed the strangely cute Gollum.

"They destroyed the ring!!", screamed Sauron, "ARGHHH!! The PAIN!!"

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Yes I saw the Return of the King last night. It was pretty damn fantastic, I had no choice but to do a Lord of the Rings caption.

Oops! Maybe I should have mentioned *SPOILERS*.

There are 17 messages for this day.

<ElvisThePelvis> Elvis has returned to the building.

<Lauren> I am off now to see Return of the King. I can't wait!

<yoyology> I won't be seeing it until around New Years. *sigh*

<yoyology> You know, I don't think I'm so much a caption monquie as a caption lab rat. I just sit here hitting the "Refresh" button in hopes of seeing a pellet of caption or comment rolling down the chute.

<Mort> Not today it seems. I blame whoever runs this damn place.

<yoyology> Bloody Canucks.

<yoyology> Hey! The anti-smoking bra is back!

<Mort> Who are you calling Canadian?
Or are you just blaming Canadians for being from Canada?

<yoyology> I was guessing. You've alluded before to not being in the States, and your text is sprinkled with British spellings, but I can't see you as a Brit or Aussie, so I went with Canada.

<Lauren> I keep trying to figure out a caption set where the first one addresses grocery shoppin in Taipei (a tip of the hat to guyPaulo), but I can't come up with something for the others.

By the way, Return of the King was awesome.

<Lauren> Whoops, no wonder I'm unemployed.... That should be "grocery shoppinG in TAIWAN."

<yoyology> Which caption set are you referring to? Post a link.

<yoyology> Oh, wait. You're trying to write one. My bad.

<yoyology> I suggest you do a menu-planning theme. Start with the "main course" from Taiwan, go into something about a "nice bamboo shoot salad" and end with a reference to chicken legs or some kind of pun based on the soccer player's anatomy.

<Mort> Why is grocery shopping in Taiwan a hat tip to guyPaulo? Am I missing some in-joke here?

<yoyology> From yesterday: first comment on main page:
" I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious."

<Mort> See I read that, but then I clearly forgot all about it.

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