Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 12/17/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

"Look Frodo! The entrance to Mount Doom is just before us. Even if I have to carry you, we can make it!", exclaimed Samwise.

"Not if I can help it evil hobbittess! Nasssty fats hobittess!", hissed the strangely cute Gollum.

"They destroyed the ring!!", screamed Sauron, "ARGHHH!! The PAIN!!"

(AP)

(Reuters)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 128 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:06 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:05 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:04 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:01 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:00 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:59 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:55 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:54 Caption #-44

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:53 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:52 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:51 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:50 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:48 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:44 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:41 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:40 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:36 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:35 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:34 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:33 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:31 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:29 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:27 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:25 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:24 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:23 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:22 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:20 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:16 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:15 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:13 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:12 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:11 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:09 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:07 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:05 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:01 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:57 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:56 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:55 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:55 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:53 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:52 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:49 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:48 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:47 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:46 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:45 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:44 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:40 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:38 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:37 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:36 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:35 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:34 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:32 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:28 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:27 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:26 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:24 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:22 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:19 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:18 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:17 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:16 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:15 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:12 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:11 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:08 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:06 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:05 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:04 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:00 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:58 Caption #-12

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:57 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:56 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:55 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:54 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:53 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:52 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:48 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:47 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:46 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:45 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:44 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:40 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:36 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:34 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:29 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:28 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:26 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:25 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:24 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:22 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:21 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:20 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:19 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:18 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:16 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:15 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:14 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:12 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:08 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:05 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:04 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:02 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:01 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:00 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:58 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:57 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:56 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:54 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:53 Caption #964

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:52 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:50 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:49 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:48 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:46 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:45 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:39 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:37 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:36 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:35 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:33 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:29 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:28 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:26 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:25 Caption #166

Board

[Post Message]

Yes I saw the Return of the King last night. It was pretty damn fantastic, I had no choice but to do a Lord of the Rings caption.

Oops! Maybe I should have mentioned *SPOILERS*.

There are 17 messages for this day.

<ElvisThePelvis> Elvis has returned to the building.

<Lauren> I am off now to see Return of the King. I can't wait!

<yoyology> I won't be seeing it until around New Years. *sigh*

<yoyology> You know, I don't think I'm so much a caption monquie as a caption lab rat. I just sit here hitting the "Refresh" button in hopes of seeing a pellet of caption or comment rolling down the chute.

<Mort> Not today it seems. I blame whoever runs this damn place.

<yoyology> Bloody Canucks.

<yoyology> Hey! The anti-smoking bra is back!

<Mort> Who are you calling Canadian?
Or are you just blaming Canadians for being from Canada?

<yoyology> I was guessing. You've alluded before to not being in the States, and your text is sprinkled with British spellings, but I can't see you as a Brit or Aussie, so I went with Canada.

<Lauren> I keep trying to figure out a caption set where the first one addresses grocery shoppin in Taipei (a tip of the hat to guyPaulo), but I can't come up with something for the others.

By the way, Return of the King was awesome.

<Lauren> Whoops, no wonder I'm unemployed.... That should be "grocery shoppinG in TAIWAN."

<yoyology> Which caption set are you referring to? Post a link.

<yoyology> Oh, wait. You're trying to write one. My bad.

<yoyology> I suggest you do a menu-planning theme. Start with the "main course" from Taiwan, go into something about a "nice bamboo shoot salad" and end with a reference to chicken legs or some kind of pun based on the soccer player's anatomy.

<Mort> Why is grocery shopping in Taiwan a hat tip to guyPaulo? Am I missing some in-joke here?

<yoyology> From yesterday: first comment on main page:
" I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious."

<Mort> See I read that, but then I clearly forgot all about it.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post