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Most Emailed Photos - 12/18/2003 by Mort
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Mush! Mush! We must hurry!

We have so far yet to go...

and she is surely in heat.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I give this caption a 10!


There are 7 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> 
<guyPaulo> Did anyone read the story on Yahoo today of the 80-something woman who had a stroke and her cats TRIED TO EAT HER??? Too bad there wasn't a photo Mort could post from that story....
<Colleen Mc> I saw that article-unbelievable! How about the one about the hefty hooker who turned the tables on her attacker?
<Lauren> I used to have three cats who were all very affectionate. A friend of mine used to tell me, "Don't be fooled by their sweet appearance ... they would eat you if they could." I guess he was right.
<guyPaulo> If you stop feeding a dog, then the dog will die. If you stop feeding a cat, then something ELSE will die....
<Lauren> A dog thinks about his owner: This guy really takes care of me. He feeds me, gives me water, brushes me .... He must be GOD.

A cat thinks about his owner: This guy really takes care of me. He feeds me, gives me water, brushes me .... I must be GOD.

<yoyology> Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.


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