[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/18/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Mush! Mush! We must hurry!

We have so far yet to go...

and she is surely in heat.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09drooled over #7


Current Users

There have been 221 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:19Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:17Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:06Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:03Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:02Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:56Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:55Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:54Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:51Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:50Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:41Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:39Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:36Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:34Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:31Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:28Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:25Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:23Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:20Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:17Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:11Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:10Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:08Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:05Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:03Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:02Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:58Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:55Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:52Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:48Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:45Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:44Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:40Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:31Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:26Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:24Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:22Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:18Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:12Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:10Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:04Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:58Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:54Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:52Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:48Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:46Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:42Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:40Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:37Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:35Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:32Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:29Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:26Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:22Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:19Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:15Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:12Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:10Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:08Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:04Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:02Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:58Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:55Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:53Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:51Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:48Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:45Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:44Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:42Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:40Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:35Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:33Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:30Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:28Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:26Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:23Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:21Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:19Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:17Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:15Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:12Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:10Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:07Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:04Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:57Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:52Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:49Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:47Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:44Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:41Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:38Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:34Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:33Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:32Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:30Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:20Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:19Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:14Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:12Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:11Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:07Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:03Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:01Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:59Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:58Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:47Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:45Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:43Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:42Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:39Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:36Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:35Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:33Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:30Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:27Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:25Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:22Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:20Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:18Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:13Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:09Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:08Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:05Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:02Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:00Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:57Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:55Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:53Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:50Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:48Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:45Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:44Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:42Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:39Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:37Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:34Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:32Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:28Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:25Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:22Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:21Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:19Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:16Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:11Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:08Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:05Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:02Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:59Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:58Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:56Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:48Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:46Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:45Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:44Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:43Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:40Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:36Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:33Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:30Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:27Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:24Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:20Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:17Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:13Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:11Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:08Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:04Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:03Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:00Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:56Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:51Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:48Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:42Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:37Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:34Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:32Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:29Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:26Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:24Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:20Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:15Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:11Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:08Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:05Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:00Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:59Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:56Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:52Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:50Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:49Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:45Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:41Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:38Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:34Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:30Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:24Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:21Caption #1

Board [Post Message]

I give this caption a 10!

There are 7 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> 
<guyPaulo> Did anyone read the story on Yahoo today of the 80-something woman who had a stroke and her cats TRIED TO EAT HER??? Too bad there wasn't a photo Mort could post from that story....
<Colleen Mc> I saw that article-unbelievable! How about the one about the hefty hooker who turned the tables on her attacker?
<Lauren> I used to have three cats who were all very affectionate. A friend of mine used to tell me, "Don't be fooled by their sweet appearance ... they would eat you if they could." I guess he was right.
<guyPaulo> If you stop feeding a dog, then the dog will die. If you stop feeding a cat, then something ELSE will die....
<Lauren> A dog thinks about his owner: This guy really takes care of me. He feeds me, gives me water, brushes me .... He must be GOD.

A cat thinks about his owner: This guy really takes care of me. He feeds me, gives me water, brushes me .... I must be GOD.

<yoyology> Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post