A white bolt of lightning shot out of my man tower and splashed against the den carpet.
My contented little dragon shrank into sleep. "I'm melting, I'm melting" I would say as he wiggled in repose.
I have to stop watching women's volleyball.
But, wait...what's this??!?? Is women's gymnastics on next.
My dragon springs to life.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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