[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/02/2004 by Kumiho
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Stardom captivates people, much like terrorist acts disguised as fireworks.

Lil and I had no idea what a mob the crowds would turn into when we took the Olsen Twins out shopping.

Even Axolotl was shocked at some of the moves I had to pull in order to a) fulfill the mission and b) keep from be crushed in the process.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09drooled over #7

Current Users

There have been 37 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:50Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:39Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:33Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:01Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:44Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:13Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:43Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:27Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:10Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:54Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:38Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:29Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:21Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:04Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:47Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:52Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:35Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:21Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:18Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:01Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:16Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:09Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:53Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:35Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:20Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:17Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:02Caption #27

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 3 comments for this caption.

<Axolotl> Yikes! I'm caption fodder!
<Carol> Kumiho, you must be psychic to have predicted that mall mob scene in Friday's caption!
<Kumiho> no.. just real lucky.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Vote: What this means

Click the monkey to post