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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by 3Suns
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Throughout the course of primate evolution, mode of dress has changed dramatically. Before the invention of clothes, many apes were forced to huddle together to keep warm.

Present day fashions favor sexiness over insulation. This presents interesting nipplesissues during cold weather.

In the future, genetic engineering will solve many problems. Watch here as this genetically enhanced woman's bodyfat is instantly increased tenfold as she enters the cold room.
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Lauren> Although it is long and, therefore, most folks won't read it, this one is very good.
<mypalmike> It takes too long to understand the connection. Or maybe I'm dumb. OK, I am dumb.
<spam> I like it! and it is not too too much.

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