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Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004 by Mort
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Reuters sent me an email today, they are so pissed.

They showed me a huge dollar figure for each image I displayed.

These pictures of cute animals don't come cheap you know.

So I am proud to introduce the new line of caption monkie clothing.
(Reuters)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I'm thinking $14 a pair, maybe $22 for you guyPaulo.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Nice captioning, Mort.
<Lauren> I would order the undies, but don't you think they'd make my butt look big?
<guyPaulo> What?!? I'm getting charged more for the monkie-undies? I'll buy them, but only if one of the other caption monkies delivers them to me personally.....
<3Suns> Naw, they'd make your butt look awesome!
<guyPaulo> Why thank you 3Suns, I didn't think you'd notice.
<Lauren> Mort, I'll volunteer to deliver guy's undies, only if I can wear them first...
<guyPaulo> G^&%DYGU?SIH*(*%^W%DTT*&*W*(W!!!!!!!!
<guyPaulo> Sorry about that garbled message. It's hard to type when something keeps springing up and hitting the keyboard in my lap.... ;)
<infosponge> OMFG...do *not* do a google image search for "monkey panties". My eyes! My eyes! Make it stop!
<Lauren> 1) 3Suns is obviously in a serious relationship because he knew the correct answer to my question.

2) Despite his aversion, guy must have a cat ... they are notorious for 'springing up and hitting the keyboard.'

3) I googled exactly as you instructed, info, but all I saw were lots of ads for ladies undies with monkeys on them. Who woulda thought there'd be that big a market for monkey panties?

<guyPaulo> Mr. Bigglesworth says "Meow," which is cat-speak for "Damn you Lauren! You've discovered guy's secret!"
<3Suns> Hm, interesting theory L. Wrong though. Why, do you expect all single guys to be insensitive prigs?
<Mort> As a married man, I know the correct answer to be: "No dear".
Also obviously Lauren has safe search on where as infosponge has it off...
<Lauren> Mostly from experience, 3Suns. Mort, try practicing 3Suns' line. While yours won't get you in trouble, his might get you back in the tub with Mrs. Mort.
<mypalmike> Great caption Mort! Reuters didn't really send you an email, did they?
<guyPaulo> It took me a while, but I finally figured out the geometry joke in the comments on the main page yesterday.
<Mort> Not yet Mike... not yet...
<infosponge> if you do the image search (safe off, I guess) you get this really really really hefty naked guy sitting at a computer.
<guyPaulo> You know Mort, there are 386 Reuters/AP/other copyrighted images currently on this site. You might want to move the server down to Sao Paulo with the rest of the underwear sweatshops.
<yoyology> IANAL, but I think that, since the photos are all clearly attributed, and there's no question of where Mort got them, there's probably not a copyright issue here. He might be on stronger legal ground if he linked each photo to the original story, though.
<infosponge> Is that a tapir in your monkey undies, or are you just glad to see me?
<ElvisThePelvis> Um...its a tapir...you got a problem with that?

hehe

<Jmofwiw> You have to search 'Monkey Panties' then click on the images ad. ARRRG!
<yoyology> I had the hardest time coming up with something today, until I looked at the center picture and thought, "The colors, man! The colors!!!"
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