[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Reuters sent me an email today, they are so pissed.

They showed me a huge dollar figure for each image I displayed.

These pictures of cute animals don't come cheap you know.

So I am proud to introduce the new line of caption monkie clothing.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 238 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:01Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:59Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:58Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:56Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:55Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:54Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:53Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:52Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:51Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:50Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:49Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:48Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:46Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:44Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:43Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:42Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:39Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:38Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:35Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:30Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:29Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:28Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:27Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:26Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:25Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:24Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:23Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:22Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:21Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:20Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:19Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:18Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:17Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:16Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:15Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:14Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:12Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:11Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:10Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:09Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:08Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:07Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:06Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:05Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:04Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:03Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:02Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:01Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:00Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:59Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:58Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:57Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:56Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:55Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:54Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:53Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:52Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:51Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:50Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:49Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:48Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:47Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:46Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:46Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:44Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:43Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:40Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:39Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:38Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:35Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:33Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:32Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:31Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:30Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:29Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:28Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:27Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:26Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:25Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:24Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:23Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:22Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:21Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:20Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:19Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:18Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:17Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:16Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:15Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:14Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:13Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:12Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:11Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:09Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:08Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:07Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:06Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:05Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:04Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:03Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:02Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:01Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:00Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:59Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:58Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:57Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:56Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:55Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:54Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:53Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:52Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:51Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:50Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:49Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:48Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:47Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:46Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:45Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:44Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:43Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:42Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:41Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:40Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:39Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:38Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:37Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:36Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:35Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:31Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:30Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:27Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:24Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:23Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:22Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:21Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:20Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:19Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:18Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:17Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:16Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:15Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:14Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:12Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:08Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:07Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:06Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:05Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:04Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:03Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:02Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:01Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:00Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:59Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:58Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:57Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:56Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:55Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:54Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:53Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:52Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:51Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:50Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:49Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:48Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:47Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:46Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:45Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:44Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:43Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:42Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:41Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:40Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:39Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:38Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:37Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:36Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:35Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:34Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:33Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:32Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:31Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:31Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:29Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:28Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:27Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:26Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:25Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:24Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:23Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:22Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:21Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:20Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:19Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:18Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:17Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:16Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:15Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:14Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:13Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:12Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:11Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:10Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:09Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:08Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:07Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:06Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:05Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:04Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:02Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:01Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:00Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:59Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:58Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:54Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:53Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:52Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:51Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:50Caption #-80
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:49Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:48Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:47Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:46Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:45Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:44Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:43Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:39Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:37Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:35Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:32Caption #470

Board [Post Message]

I'm thinking $14 a pair, maybe $22 for you guyPaulo.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Nice captioning, Mort.
<Lauren> I would order the undies, but don't you think they'd make my butt look big?
<guyPaulo> What?!? I'm getting charged more for the monkie-undies? I'll buy them, but only if one of the other caption monkies delivers them to me personally.....
<3Suns> Naw, they'd make your butt look awesome!
<guyPaulo> Why thank you 3Suns, I didn't think you'd notice.
<Lauren> Mort, I'll volunteer to deliver guy's undies, only if I can wear them first...
<guyPaulo> G^&%DYGU?SIH*(*%^W%DTT*&*W*(W!!!!!!!!
<guyPaulo> Sorry about that garbled message. It's hard to type when something keeps springing up and hitting the keyboard in my lap.... ;)
<infosponge> OMFG...do *not* do a google image search for "monkey panties". My eyes! My eyes! Make it stop!
<Lauren> 1) 3Suns is obviously in a serious relationship because he knew the correct answer to my question.

2) Despite his aversion, guy must have a cat ... they are notorious for 'springing up and hitting the keyboard.'

3) I googled exactly as you instructed, info, but all I saw were lots of ads for ladies undies with monkeys on them. Who woulda thought there'd be that big a market for monkey panties?

<guyPaulo> Mr. Bigglesworth says "Meow," which is cat-speak for "Damn you Lauren! You've discovered guy's secret!"
<3Suns> Hm, interesting theory L. Wrong though. Why, do you expect all single guys to be insensitive prigs?
<Mort> As a married man, I know the correct answer to be: "No dear".
Also obviously Lauren has safe search on where as infosponge has it off...
<Lauren> Mostly from experience, 3Suns. Mort, try practicing 3Suns' line. While yours won't get you in trouble, his might get you back in the tub with Mrs. Mort.
<mypalmike> Great caption Mort! Reuters didn't really send you an email, did they?
<guyPaulo> It took me a while, but I finally figured out the geometry joke in the comments on the main page yesterday.
<Mort> Not yet Mike... not yet...
<infosponge> if you do the image search (safe off, I guess) you get this really really really hefty naked guy sitting at a computer.
<guyPaulo> You know Mort, there are 386 Reuters/AP/other copyrighted images currently on this site. You might want to move the server down to Sao Paulo with the rest of the underwear sweatshops.
<yoyology> IANAL, but I think that, since the photos are all clearly attributed, and there's no question of where Mort got them, there's probably not a copyright issue here. He might be on stronger legal ground if he linked each photo to the original story, though.
<infosponge> Is that a tapir in your monkey undies, or are you just glad to see me?
<ElvisThePelvis> Um...its a tapir...you got a problem with that?

hehe

<Jmofwiw> You have to search 'Monkey Panties' then click on the images ad. ARRRG!
<yoyology> I had the hardest time coming up with something today, until I looked at the center picture and thought, "The colors, man! The colors!!!"
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post