Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Reuters sent me an email today, they are so pissed.

They showed me a huge dollar figure for each image I displayed.

These pictures of cute animals don't come cheap you know.

So I am proud to introduce the new line of caption monkie clothing.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 200 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:50 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:49 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:48 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:47 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:46 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:45 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:44 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:43 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:42 Caption #-43

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:41 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:40 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:39 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:38 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:37 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:36 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:35 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:34 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:33 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:32 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:31 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:30 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:29 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:28 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:27 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:26 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:25 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:24 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:23 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:22 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:21 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:20 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:19 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:18 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:17 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:16 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:15 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:14 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:13 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:12 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:11 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:10 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:09 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:08 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:07 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:06 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:05 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:04 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:03 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:02 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:01 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:00 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:59 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:58 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:57 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:56 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:55 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:54 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:53 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:52 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:51 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:50 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:49 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:48 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:47 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:46 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:45 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:44 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:43 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:42 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:41 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:40 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:39 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:38 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:37 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:36 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:35 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:34 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:33 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:32 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:31 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:30 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:29 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:28 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:27 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:26 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:25 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:24 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:23 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:22 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:21 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:20 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:19 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:18 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:17 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:16 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:15 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:14 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:13 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:12 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:11 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:10 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:09 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:08 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:07 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:06 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:05 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:04 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:03 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:02 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:01 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:00 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:59 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:58 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:57 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:56 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:55 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:54 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:53 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:52 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:51 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:50 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:49 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:48 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:47 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:46 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:45 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:44 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:43 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:42 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:41 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:40 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:39 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:38 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:37 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:36 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:35 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:34 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:33 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:32 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:31 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:30 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:29 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:28 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:27 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:26 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:25 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:24 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:23 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:22 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:21 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:20 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:19 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:18 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:17 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:16 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:15 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:14 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:13 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:12 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:11 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:10 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:09 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:08 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:07 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:06 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:05 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:04 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:03 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:02 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:01 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:00 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:59 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:58 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:57 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:56 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:55 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:54 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:53 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:52 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:51 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:50 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:49 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:48 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:47 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:46 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:45 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:44 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:43 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:42 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:41 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:40 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:39 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:38 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:37 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:36 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:35 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:34 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:33 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:32 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:31 Caption #209

Board

[Post Message]

I'm thinking $14 a pair, maybe $22 for you guyPaulo.

There are 25 messages for this day.

<Lauren> Nice captioning, Mort.

<Lauren> I would order the undies, but don't you think they'd make my butt look big?

<guyPaulo> What?!? I'm getting charged more for the monkie-undies? I'll buy them, but only if one of the other caption monkies delivers them to me personally.....

<3Suns> Naw, they'd make your butt look awesome!

<guyPaulo> Why thank you 3Suns, I didn't think you'd notice.

<Lauren> Mort, I'll volunteer to deliver guy's undies, only if I can wear them first...

<guyPaulo> G^&%DYGU?SIH*(*%^W%DTT*&*W*(W!!!!!!!!

<guyPaulo> Sorry about that garbled message. It's hard to type when something keeps springing up and hitting the keyboard in my lap.... ;)

<infosponge> OMFG...do *not* do a google image search for "monkey panties". My eyes! My eyes! Make it stop!

<Lauren> 1) 3Suns is obviously in a serious relationship because he knew the correct answer to my question.

2) Despite his aversion, guy must have a cat ... they are notorious for 'springing up and hitting the keyboard.'

3) I googled exactly as you instructed, info, but all I saw were lots of ads for ladies undies with monkeys on them. Who woulda thought there'd be that big a market for monkey panties?

<guyPaulo> Mr. Bigglesworth says "Meow," which is cat-speak for "Damn you Lauren! You've discovered guy's secret!"

<3Suns> Hm, interesting theory L. Wrong though. Why, do you expect all single guys to be insensitive prigs?

<Mort> As a married man, I know the correct answer to be: "No dear".
Also obviously Lauren has safe search on where as infosponge has it off...

<Lauren> Mostly from experience, 3Suns. Mort, try practicing 3Suns' line. While yours won't get you in trouble, his might get you back in the tub with Mrs. Mort.

<mypalmike> Great caption Mort! Reuters didn't really send you an email, did they?

<guyPaulo> It took me a while, but I finally figured out the geometry joke in the comments on the main page yesterday.

<Mort> Not yet Mike... not yet...

<infosponge> if you do the image search (safe off, I guess) you get this really really really hefty naked guy sitting at a computer.

<guyPaulo> You know Mort, there are 386 Reuters/AP/other copyrighted images currently on this site. You might want to move the server down to Sao Paulo with the rest of the underwear sweatshops.

<yoyology> IANAL, but I think that, since the photos are all clearly attributed, and there's no question of where Mort got them, there's probably not a copyright issue here. He might be on stronger legal ground if he linked each photo to the original story, though.

<infosponge> Is that a tapir in your monkey undies, or are you just glad to see me?

<ElvisThePelvis> Um...its a tapir...you got a problem with that?

hehe

<Jmofwiw> You have to search 'Monkey Panties' then click on the images ad. ARRRG!

<yoyology> I had the hardest time coming up with something today, until I looked at the center picture and thought, "The colors, man! The colors!!!"

<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post