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Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2004 by David Byrden
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Wow, dude, what a week it's been.
Three beautiful women refused my offer of sex;

I was fired from the dairy because I milked the wrong cow;

and best of all, I blew THIS out my nose!


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<Luminaire> That is the best week ever.
<Fu Manchu> The milk from that kind of cow tastes funny.
<mypalmike> Aw man, that's just wrong.
<guyPaulo> It took a long time to warm that cow up, and it didn't start giving milk at first, but after a few minutes it really started gushing!

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