[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2004 by David Byrden
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Wow, dude, what a week it's been.
Three beautiful women refused my offer of sex;

I was fired from the dairy because I milked the wrong cow;

and best of all, I blew THIS out my nose!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Luminaire> That is the best week ever.
<Fu Manchu> The milk from that kind of cow tastes funny.
<mypalmike> Aw man, that's just wrong.
<guyPaulo> It took a long time to warm that cow up, and it didn't start giving milk at first, but after a few minutes it really started gushing!
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