"Nnnnn... thanks Madonna! My accountant says I have to do this. Somehow it cancels out the fact that I can't sing."
"Mmulumulum... no problem, Britney, I need the publicity too. My new album sucks."
"You suck pretty hard yourself..."
"And what's making you do this, Christina?"
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