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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/03/2004 by Fu Manchu
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Superglue's great.

I stuck this model to the ground.

Then I stuck these two apes together.

But grandad wasn't too happy when I put some superglue on his toothbrush.

Nosiree.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This week's sex high jumper is:

Fu Manchu.



The gap-toothed yokels are: ElvisThePelvis, JSchmitt and apple juice is a verb.


There are 8 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Oral hygene is definitely a good thing.
<superwoman biatch> Yeah, it is guy....so what is YOUR excuse!!!?
<3Suns> Guy's profession requires the absence of his incisors and bicuspids.
<guyPaulo> I'M NOT A BICUSPID! I ONLY LIKE CHICKS!
<Mort> I just had this strange image of Guy as Bi-Cupid: dressed like a fat cherub; shooting arrows into boys with boys, girls with girls and girls with boys.
<mypalmike> It's like that Blur song.
<Fu Manchu> W00T! Thanks guys, I'll vault your poles anytime.
<Mort> Oops that was meant to be "Sexy High Jumper", but it kinda works as is.


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