I did my taxes last night... OUCH! Glad to know my money is going towards the "Find a Brain for Bush Fund" and the "Schwarzenegger Grope Foundation".
There are 18 messages for this day.
|<obtuse> My only comment is that the dog in the 3rd caption could be interpreted as a puffball on human legs.|
|<Kumiho> I really enjoy how the county I live in has raised taxes for school and then spent $1500 (per cutter) on 14 pizza cutters that they now don't use because they're 'too dangerous'. |
|<3Suns> $1500 pizza cutters?|
Those better be dangerous, for that price.
|<Jmofwiw> Those chainsaw pizza cutters are fast, yes. But they tend to fling pepperoni across the room and the cheese gets all twisted up on the cogs.|
|<Mort> I really hope they paid $1500 for this pizza cutter:|
Anything else wouldn't be worth the money.
|<ajiav> I did not know about Muslim soda until today...|
|<Jmofwiw> I wonder if it might have been the riding pizza cutter? Are these gas or pedal power? ...PizzaBike.notlong.co...|
|<apple juice is a verb> You don't really expect the elite would allow pizza cutters of the lower classes to touch their food, do you?|
Why, next thing you know the common folk might expect the wealthy to pay taxes, too!!...harumph!
|<Mort> The real question to answer is:|
Can we caption fast enough for this set of updating images?
The most recently posted live journal images.
|<ajiav> when i clicked the lj images, i got this old family circus comic that sort of shatters what i thought i knew about family circus:|
|<ajiav> not that i claim much familiarity with family circus, i just thought it was all "grandpa's in heaven" and kids mugging cute and leaving dotted trails.|
|<guyPaulo> Did anyone else ever see the old "Dysfunctional Family Circus" web comic? It was pretty funny. Basically, the web guy put up the Family Circus drawing and people re-wrote the caption with the most vulgar stuff you could imagine. I mean like incest, drugs, murder, etc....|
The real "Family Circus" guy had the site shut down some time ago.
|<3Suns> If anyone can come close to the raw captioning power required for that task, it's us!|
|<3Suns> The same guy (Greg Galcik) who ran the Dysfunctional Family Circus has been running ...www.spinnwebe.co... for a long time. There's a pretty cool captioning community there called A1-AAA formerly "It's a Dysfunctional Life". I used to visit that site all the time a couple years ago, but I stopped for no particular reason, probably finals or something.|
|<Kumiho> Wrong sort of pizza cutter, 3Suns. more like a gulletine that makes precise equal slices so the school won't get sued for pizza slice discrimination.|
|<Kumiho> I am not making this up, although I wish I were.|
|<3Suns> Fourteen of them? What, do they have them next to all the vending machines or something? No wonder there are safety issues!|