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Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2004 by 3Suns
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I went to the ends of the earth to find the rarest delicacies for my woman.

My lucrative "agriculture" business meant I would spare no expense to please her.

And even still, she leaves me to become a celebrity look-alike prostitute.

And that's my story, Mr. Kevorkian. You understand, don't you?



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<Axolotl> Cruel and twisted! I like it!
<mypalmike> I've been trying to get Kevorkian to visit me for years!

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