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Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by guyPaulo
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"Yes my friend. Kiss the Godfeline's paw and all with be taken care of. I'll take care of that rat like he was a mouse-flavored canolli."

"I don't care if he runs off to some distant planetoid past the Kuiper belt, we'll find him and whack him like the f*ckin' pig he is! Fugitaboutit!"

Just like that, it was over. I was in debt to the mob for $5000, but that jerk who cut me off on the freeway was dead, his arms left in his mother's trash receptical and his mouth stuffed with catnip.

I told you people that cats were evil.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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