"Yes my friend. Kiss the Godfeline's paw and all with be taken care of. I'll take care of that rat like he was a mouse-flavored canolli."
"I don't care if he runs off to some distant planetoid past the Kuiper belt, we'll find him and whack him like the f*ckin' pig he is! Fugitaboutit!"
Just like that, it was over. I was in debt to the mob for $5000, but that jerk who cut me off on the freeway was dead, his arms left in his mother's trash receptical and his mouth stuffed with catnip.
I told you people that cats were evil.
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the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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