Sometimes, I really feel like meat is murder and we should respect both our fellow humans and our animal bretheren.
Then I look to the stars and ponder how small we really are, and how fast our lives go by. We all just need to live our short live's with peace and happyness for everyone.
But usually I just feel like smoking a joint and climbing into the Salvation Army's clothing bin to take a dump on the poor people's clothes.
Hehe, corn. THAT'LL leave a stain.
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the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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