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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004 by David Byrden
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You're no prude, are you? OK, listen what happened to me...

First, I get the urge to, you know, spank the monkey... hey, that's perfectly normal, right? OK!


So I go online to find some porn... we've all been there, right? Ha ha!

Anyway, to get on with the story...


...pretty soon I'm beating off to "cute helpless gnomes in peril"....

Hey! Don't just walk away!

Sheesh! Now he's running.

(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> Excellent story and mood development. Really!
<Lauren> Excellent, David. Where are the kids today?
<Pedro Gonzales> Yeah! Sometimes, others really don't connect with you
<guyPaulo> Superb!
<yoyology> 
<ElvisThePelvis> hmmm...a tragic story...human, warm.
<david> 
<guyPaulo> This gets better every time I read it.

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