[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You're no prude, are you? OK, listen what happened to me...

First, I get the urge to, you know, spank the monkey... hey, that's perfectly normal, right? OK!


So I go online to find some porn... we've all been there, right? Ha ha!

Anyway, to get on with the story...


...pretty soon I'm beating off to "cute helpless gnomes in peril"....

Hey! Don't just walk away!

Sheesh! Now he's running.

(AP)
(Booble.com)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09drooled over #7


Current Users

There have been 23 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:47Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:37Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:36Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:51Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:29Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:06Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:43Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:47Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:39Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:36Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:16Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:12Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:18Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:40Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:29Caption #6

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> Excellent story and mood development. Really!
<Lauren> Excellent, David. Where are the kids today?
<Pedro Gonzales> Yeah! Sometimes, others really don't connect with you
<guyPaulo> Superb!
<yoyology> 
<ElvisThePelvis> hmmm...a tragic story...human, warm.
<david> 
<guyPaulo> This gets better every time I read it.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post