When I was younger I yearned to run away from my humdrum life of captivity and join the circus.
Maybe I would grow up special enough to become a member of the 'Tent of Wonders'
Or perhaps I would have the courage and skill of a lion tamer and the crowd would gasp as I would place my head in the lions mouth.
But everytime I tried to escape my owner would spray me with the hose and yell:
"Bad Dog! Go Home!"
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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