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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by Lauren
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My love is so expansive, so all encompassing, I would do nearly ANYTHING for him. If he asked, I would give him the sun and the moon and the stars. I would lasso a black hole...

I would wear skimpy and unflattering garments. I would even strike silly poses at his request.

But no f-ing way are we going to have sex in THAT position.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> The "screw you in the hip" position... yeah, looks painful.
<ElvisThePelvis> I though it was "Lizard Raping Lotus".
<guyPaulo> Which one is the dude? Are they BOTH dudes? Can furry bears even tell?
<mypalmike> Good, but the spirit of it is almost "anti-crass".

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