Lauren: I get to be Seven of Nine! Stormi: No I do!! Morticia: My site, I am Seven of Nine. Lauren: Fine! I am Six of Nine then... Stormi: Damnit! I'll be Counselor Troi.
- guyPaulo: I'll be a tribble...an erotic tribble...with explosive diarrhea. Mort: Hey! Look! Elvis is a Horca. guyPaulo: Ugh! Put some clothes on Elvis!
- Yoyo: Hey look guys! I am Data.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.