I love stargazing... let's find all the constellations we can!
Orion, Scorpio, the Big Dipper, Andromeda, Cancer...
And that's when it happened. Beams of brilliant radiation streaked from the Crab constellation. Our ionosphere offered little protection, but the Northern Lights were beautiful that night.
Millions were killed by radiation poisoning. I'm lucky to be alive, although my teeth have started falling out. I wonder if I can still have kids...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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