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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2004 by Regnad Kcin
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My head was spinning! This case of missing puppies was as crummy as a desk Sgt.'s donut bag! Orangs, pups, snails, chinchillas . . what next - Holsteins in drag?

The only hair stylist in town who might be wacked enough to come up with chinchilla-fur toupees was Fritz Uberschwanzeestein down at the Holiday Inn.

Fritz boasted of inventing his unique styles after binges of extreme mosh-diving on the salt flats.


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<ElvisThePelvis> This was funnier the first time.

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