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Most Emailed Photos - 10/06/2003 by Mort
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Mother, not matter how much exercising you make me do.

I'll never be as slim as those girls on the TV.

Unless I try a more radical dieting method.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Back from the internet desert. I didn't know that such a place existed in the modern world, so detached from everything I hold important. I was dis (net) connected, dis (fast food) franchised and dis (movie magic) illusioned. Even my holistic, in touch with nature mother-in-law, asked me why the internet was not working on my laptop. Yes, it did take a while to explain that my laptop was out the range of my wireless router...

I am back, more browned, plumpious and bug bitten than I left.

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<pingu> awesome captions today =) that sword is painful to look at.

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