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Most Emailed Photos - 04/11/2004 by Jmofwiw
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Cats are very smart.
By living a life of sloth, they manage to get another species to provide for their every need.

Mankind, on the other hand, must be very stupid to fall for it. Let's see...

"Wow! You really don't have a brain in your head! By looking in your ear, I can see my thumb!"

So man is dumb--
willing to do anything for a cute pussy.

I could have told you that without checking his head.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<apple juice is a verb> 
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...we know where the male brain lives.
<Carol> Hee hee!

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