Every year, it feels like they reach inside my skull and scrape out my brain with a dull thumbnail while screaming obscenities into my ear and pinching my nuts with their free man.
If the IRS is going to continue to skull-f*ck me like this, then I'm going to have to keep up my part-time job as a pimp over a couple of Transexual Asian she-males.
BTW, anyone here want a "massage" from one of my "girls"?
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