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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004 by guyPaulo
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My family vacation was going great until we were forced to land our plane in the middle of the desert because Ol' Grandad dropped a "#2" in his undies and filled the cabin with dangerous fumes.

In his defense, he lost partial control of his bowels after a tragic cow-milking accident back in his cross-dressing days. Not only do male cows NOT produce milk, but they get REALLY mad if you squeeze too hard whilst attempting the milking.

Also, his diet of nothing but raw New Zealand green kakapo might have something to do with his problems as well.


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<mypalmike> With Grampa it's always something!
<Morgus> A sad, sad story.

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