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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by Paul Weis
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I was unattractive and insecure.

Then I hsd an "extreme makeover" - I've tons of confidence now.

But this is new to me, I'm afraid it's not really me - I have nightmares.
(Fashion Wire Daily)


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<spam > neat!
<Lauren> Really good!
<ElvisThePelvis> I have nightmares about captions now...welcome Paul, join us.

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