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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Mommy, I am so worried. What happened to Ms. Kim Ho Chong, the famous spelunker.

Well dear, she managed to save the double-breasted gold-digger. But the gold-digger paid a dear price by nearly starving to death.

Sadly, I am afraid Ms. Kim Ho Chong has gone the way of the pygmy dwarf elephant that was eaten to extinction on the island of woppa luoua.
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<ElvisThePelvis> Now I have a six caption day spanning story (see caption number 29 from yesterdat for the first installment).
<David Byrden> What?? Venn diagram please.
<Lauren> A sad reminder that spelunking is a dangerous sport, indeed. Please do tell us more, Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> Well, the story may continue if tomrrow's captions work out...
<3Suns> An epic caption... I'm intrigued!

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