The deja vu kept pummeling back like a rocketing fist in a wet glove! Bradshaw!-- Not only did he have me in the Tantric Tibetan Sphincter Grip of Doom, but he'd opened my Third Eye as well!
I had a sense I was supposed to "see" something . . .
Yeah, the landlord's cat a few seconds before I'd hit that "reheat" button . . .
But where was that pup I was sent to find, and who WAS it's real papa, anyway? . .
Then it hit me!! Could somebody be "monkeying around" with missing pups? What had Rococo that slimey weasel been digging for in that hole?
What if that Mexican hairless was now MADE OVER!??
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