...that when his pet snake bit off his finger, he dived in after it.
But only to get his favorite skull-and-crossbones ring back.
...his blood is only alcohol and chemicals.
It is used by the british museum uses it to kill and preserve their rarest specimens.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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