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Most Emailed Photos - 09/13/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Robert DeNiro created his own measurement system based around how many of an item could be stuffed in Richard Gere's ass. For example, this flying wolf rat has a stuffability factor of 250...meaning 250 of these flying rodents could go in Richard's ass before he died.

This mother and baby elephant only have a stuffability factor of one.

Models, when oiled up properly, could get a stuffability factor of 5 or 6 usually.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> DeNiro is a true genius.

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