"I won't let you do it, Lauren! I'm taking away your Ronco E-Z Butt-Remove-O-Matic™."
"But look at how far it sticks out. It's hideous!"
Remaining Caption Monk... er... Duckies:
"Hmm... we can't really properly judge, with it all covered up like that..."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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