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Most Emailed Photos - 07/16/2003 by JaeBoy
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With their heads in their asses, all of the female US senators take a breath while swimming earlier this morning.

Al Queda terrorists have been caught attempting to purchase a lake monster from China. They plan to smuggle the monster into the US and put it in the senate swimming pool, sources in the CIA say.

Jackie Chan's younger sister has been enlisted by the Penatagon to help fight a terrorist plot involving a lake monster. Seen here, she is wearing her designer swim suit/bikini created by the infamous "Q".


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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