Kirk winced as Gre'thor crab after Gre'thor crab was tweezed from his pubic hair.
Jim it is a big galaxy out there said Bones...
but I believe you have now officially caught every known sexual disease in the galaxy.
Nurse Chapel looked on without emotion, secretly glad that she only gave it up for Scottie...she loved a man who wore his kilt commando style.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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