I was so sheltered, I never saw animals until age 15.
Here's the photo. I'm saying "Lord save us! This wig is moving!"
So I rebelled against my strait-laced parents by playing with every animal I could find.
Even unsuitable animals. Like this hippo.
And that's why I have a high-tech wheelchair instead of legs.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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