I just CANNOT believe that mankind evolved from stupid, undiginified apes!
Behold Man. Look at the usefulness of the pursuits to which we devote our energies.
Admire the taste and beauty of the garments in which we clothe ourselves. The dignity with which we handle the setbacks of life.
And above all, look into our minds. See the nobility of the visions to which a young man will devote his most divine gift: Imagination.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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