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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2004 by Morgus
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Oh, you pretty young thing...

...time was, I would think about filling your hot hole...

...but these days, if I could just get a little comfort.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> This is how I want to die, sucking the nipples of some nubile young girl.
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