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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2004 by guyPaulo
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My life had gone from bad to worse. First, my wife ran off with my 90 year old grandad, saying that I was just a deviant pervert while he was a real traditional man.

Then, I developed a strange, itching boil on my left testicle. The repugnant pustule soon eclipsed my manhood in size, and began oozing profusely whenever I moved.

I guess all that pig-f*cking had finally caught up with me.
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<ajiav> 
<superwoman biatch> 
<ElvisThePelvis> Pig-fucking always does...
<Agent Kumi> 
<Axolotl> We prefer to call it 'pig-loving' in front of the kids.
<guyPaulo> EDITED FOR AXOLOTL:
"I guess all that hominoid-swine intercourse had finally caught up with me."

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