[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/24/2004 by guyPaulo
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At 10, we were best friends, and played like puppies in a field. She and I were soul mates, and I KNEW she was the one for me.

At 20, her interest in body art blossomed, and I was enthralled by her exotic appearance. Drunk with passion and love, I married her on the spot.

At 40, she really went to shit.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Pedro Gonzales> Yeah, c'est la vie
<ElvisThePelvis> Story of my life...except for the 10 and 20 part.
<David Byrden> At twenty?? What took you so long???
<Kumiho> her chastity belt most likely.
<ajiav> 
<Darlenenbc> 

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