[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/23/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Pathetic Hoomans, I UBASRIING Ruler of the Moon People invade your trivial planet! Surrender!

I will display our might by using our Transmog-o-ray to turn your leader into a mockery!

BRZZZZ!!

Bah! It didn't work! He looks the same!

Quick run away!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 352 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:09Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:08Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:07Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:06Caption #-77
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:05Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:04Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:03Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:02Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:01Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:00Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:59Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:57Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:56Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:52Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:48Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:46Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:45Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:44Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:43Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:40Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:39Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:36Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:32Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:28Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:26Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:24Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:20Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:16Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:14Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:13Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:12Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:11Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:08Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:04Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:00Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:56Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:55Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:54Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:52Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:49Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:46Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:45Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:44Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:40Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:39Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:36Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:33Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:32Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:31Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:30Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:28Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:24Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:23Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:21Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:20Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:18Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:17Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:16Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:12Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:08Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:06Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:05Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:04Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:03Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:00Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:57Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:56Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:53Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:52Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:51Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:49Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:48Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:44Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:40Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:38Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:36Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:32Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:28Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:27Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:24Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:20Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:19Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:16Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:15Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:14Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:12Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:09Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:08Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:05Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:04Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:00Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:58Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:56Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:54Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:53Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:52Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:51Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:48Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:46Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:45Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:44Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:42Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:41Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:40Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:36Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:32Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:31Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:30Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:29Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:28Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:26Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:24Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:20Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:19Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:18Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:17Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:16Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:15Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:14Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:13Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:12Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:09Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:08Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:04Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:02Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:00Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:57Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:56Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:55Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:54Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:53Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:52Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:51Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:48Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:40Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:36Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:33Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:32Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:28Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:27Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:26Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:25Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:24Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:21Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:20Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:18Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:17Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:16Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:12Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:10Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:08Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:04Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:03Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:01Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:00Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:57Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:56Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:55Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:54Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:53Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:52Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:51Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:50Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:49Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:48Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:45Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:44Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:40Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:36Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:32Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:31Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:30Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:28Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:27Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:26Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:25Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:24Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:23Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:21Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:20Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:18Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:17Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:16Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:15Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:14Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:13Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:12Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:11Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:08Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:07Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:06Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:04Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:03Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:02Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:01Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:00Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:58Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:57Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:56Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:55Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:54Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:52Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:51Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:48Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:46Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:45Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:44Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:43Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:42Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:41Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:40Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:39Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:36Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:35Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:32Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:31Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:30Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:29Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:28Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:27Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:24Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:21Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:20Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:19Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:18Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:17Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:16Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:15Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:14Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:12Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:08Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:07Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:06Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:04Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:00Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:57Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:56Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:55Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:54Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:53Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:52Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:51Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:48Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:47Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:46Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:45Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:44Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:42Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:41Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:40Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:39Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:38Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:37Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:36Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:35Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:34Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:32Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:31Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:30Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:29Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:28Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:26Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:25Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:24Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:21Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:20Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:16Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:15Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:14Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:12Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:08Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:07Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:04Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:00Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:58Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:56Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:54Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:53Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:52Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:51Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:50Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:48Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:44Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:40Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:36Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:35Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:34Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:33Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:32Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:31Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:30Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:28Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:27Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:26Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:24Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:23Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:21Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:20Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:17Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:16Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:13Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:12Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:11Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:09Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:07Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:06Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:05Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:04Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:03Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:01Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:00Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:59Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:56Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:55Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:54Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:52Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:50Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:49Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:48Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:47Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:46Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:45Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:44Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:43Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:42Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:41Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:40Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:39Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:38Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:37Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:36Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:33Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:32Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:28Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:24Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:21Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:20Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:19Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:17Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:16Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:15Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:13Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:12Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:11Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:10Caption #555

Board [Post Message]

Poor George, he fell off his bike and got brain abrasion, oops I mean face abrasions.

I wish it rained here, I wish for a huge tropical rainfall, a violent downpour. This always the same weather makes me apathetic, the days are always the same, why should I care if the elements can't be bothered to put in a full days work either? Maybe if I had the rain or something back I'd care more about new week.


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Let's get one thing straight; the human race does not look to George W. Bush as their "leader".

They look to see what dumbass thing he'll do next.

<guyPaulo> Mort's caption to day is one of the best I have ever seen. Kuddoos, chief.
<Mort> Artistic license DB, "dumbass guy who lucked his way into running a country" wouldn't have worked so well.
<guyPaulo> Luck had nothing to do with it. Bush is popular because he represents the "average joe, anti-intellectual, screw the UN, USA RULZ!" mentality so prevelent in the States these days.
<Kumiho> Wow, I think I'd be really tired if I had to screw all the delegates at the UN.
<Mort> Now that would be some porn flick!
Kumiho does the united nations.
<Kumiho> LOL does it have to be all the UNs or can I stick to just one building?
<Kumiho> By the wayside Mort, I understand hurrican season started early this year, maybe you should wander down to Florida for a change in weather?
<Mort> A good hurricane would do me... uh good.
<guyPaulo> Bah! I lived in Florida for a long time. Hurricanes are overrated! My brother once begged my parents to let him go surfing during a hurricane, as that is the only time the waves are big enough to surf in Forida.
<Mort> I like how finally this website conforms to the unified rule of all interactive websites:

If people can post you will have a pointless creationist/evolution argument.

<3Suns> Mort, I find your story about creating this website out of the ether with your fantastical infinte power to be implausible at best and farcical at worst.

Clearly, there is a more rational explatation. Millions, even billions of internet surfers view images each day. The collective unconscious of these people yearning to write captions for the images they saw must have been tremendous, causing this and other captioning websites to gradually come into existance through a slow process of PHP and error.

<ElvisThePelvis> 3Suns that is heresy!!!! Mort created this universe and all that live in it!!!
<guyPaulo> tee hee. And this new theory shall be called "3Sunsinism."
<Mort> 3Suns I smite thee.
<H. Monkey> Not 3Suniism?
<3Suns> Hmm. I'm still here. What does that say about your smiting powers, oh "almighty gorilla"?
<guyPaulo> Oh the humanity! The gods are clashing! It's a battle of Greek proportions, without all the gay sex!
<David Byrden> Science can explain 3sunism!

...www.firstscience.com...

<Mort> Damn UPS always take days to deliver a good smite.
<apple juice is a verb> To caption is to suffer...
<apple juice is a verb> It is man's lot to caption himself, lest he be subjected to the will of Mort.
<guyPaulo> Shit. DB just debunked 3Sunsinism.
<3Suns> Nuh Unh. Sun Dogs don't happen in dreams. Says so in the instruction manual.
<ElvisThePelvis> Do not covet thy neighbor's caption. Try not to covet yourself too much either.
<Kumiho> wow, what an interesting day! You guys have given so many wonderful things to read - thanks for the laughs, you folks are my sanity.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post