[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/23/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Pathetic Hoomans, I UBASRIING Ruler of the Moon People invade your trivial planet! Surrender!

I will display our might by using our Transmog-o-ray to turn your leader into a mockery!

BRZZZZ!!

Bah! It didn't work! He looks the same!

Quick run away!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 242 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:16Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:15Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:14Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:13Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:12Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:11Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:10Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:07Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:54Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:53Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:51Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:49Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:48Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:42Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:41Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:38Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:37Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:36Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:33Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:26Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:25Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:24Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:23Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:21Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:16Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:12Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:11Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:05Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:04Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:03Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:02Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:59Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:58Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:53Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:52Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:46Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:33Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:32Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:26Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:23Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:21Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:19Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:10Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:09Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:08Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:07Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:00Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:55Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:53Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:52Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:51Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:50Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:47Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:46Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:45Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:44Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:42Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:39Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:38Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:37Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:36Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:31Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:30Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:17Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:15Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:14Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:12Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:07Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:04Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:03Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:02Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:01Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:00Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:56Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:55Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:52Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:51Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:48Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:46Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:45Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:42Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:41Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:36Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:35Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:34Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:31Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:29Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:24Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:23Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:22Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:21Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:20Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:19Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:18Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:17Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:12Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:11Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:10Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:09Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:07Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:01Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:48Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:45Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:44Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:40Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:36Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:34Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:31Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:28Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:27Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:26Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:25Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:24Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:21Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:20Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:19Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:18Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:17Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:16Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:15Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:14Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:13Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:12Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:11Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:07Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:06Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:05Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:04Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:01Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:56Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:55Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:54Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:53Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:52Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:51Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:50Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:45Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:40Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:35Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:33Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:32Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:30Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:29Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:28Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:27Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:25Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:24Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:23Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:22Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:21Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:19Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:17Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:11Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:10Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:01Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:00Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:56Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:55Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:54Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:51Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:46Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:43Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:41Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:38Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:37Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:36Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:34Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:32Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:31Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:29Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:24Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:16Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:15Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:14Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:13Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:09Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:07Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:06Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:02Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:58Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:54Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:50Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:40Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:33Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:31Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:30Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:27Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:26Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:21Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:13Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:12Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:11Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:10Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:08Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:07Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:57Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:56Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:53Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:52Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:44Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:32Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:29Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:26Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:17Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:06Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:01Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:00Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:55Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:54Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:51Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:50Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:49Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:48Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:46Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:45Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:42Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:41Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:40Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:35Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:27Caption #532

Board [Post Message]

Poor George, he fell off his bike and got brain abrasion, oops I mean face abrasions.

I wish it rained here, I wish for a huge tropical rainfall, a violent downpour. This always the same weather makes me apathetic, the days are always the same, why should I care if the elements can't be bothered to put in a full days work either? Maybe if I had the rain or something back I'd care more about new week.


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Let's get one thing straight; the human race does not look to George W. Bush as their "leader".

They look to see what dumbass thing he'll do next.

<guyPaulo> Mort's caption to day is one of the best I have ever seen. Kuddoos, chief.
<Mort> Artistic license DB, "dumbass guy who lucked his way into running a country" wouldn't have worked so well.
<guyPaulo> Luck had nothing to do with it. Bush is popular because he represents the "average joe, anti-intellectual, screw the UN, USA RULZ!" mentality so prevelent in the States these days.
<Kumiho> Wow, I think I'd be really tired if I had to screw all the delegates at the UN.
<Mort> Now that would be some porn flick!
Kumiho does the united nations.
<Kumiho> LOL does it have to be all the UNs or can I stick to just one building?
<Kumiho> By the wayside Mort, I understand hurrican season started early this year, maybe you should wander down to Florida for a change in weather?
<Mort> A good hurricane would do me... uh good.
<guyPaulo> Bah! I lived in Florida for a long time. Hurricanes are overrated! My brother once begged my parents to let him go surfing during a hurricane, as that is the only time the waves are big enough to surf in Forida.
<Mort> I like how finally this website conforms to the unified rule of all interactive websites:

If people can post you will have a pointless creationist/evolution argument.

<3Suns> Mort, I find your story about creating this website out of the ether with your fantastical infinte power to be implausible at best and farcical at worst.

Clearly, there is a more rational explatation. Millions, even billions of internet surfers view images each day. The collective unconscious of these people yearning to write captions for the images they saw must have been tremendous, causing this and other captioning websites to gradually come into existance through a slow process of PHP and error.

<ElvisThePelvis> 3Suns that is heresy!!!! Mort created this universe and all that live in it!!!
<guyPaulo> tee hee. And this new theory shall be called "3Sunsinism."
<Mort> 3Suns I smite thee.
<H. Monkey> Not 3Suniism?
<3Suns> Hmm. I'm still here. What does that say about your smiting powers, oh "almighty gorilla"?
<guyPaulo> Oh the humanity! The gods are clashing! It's a battle of Greek proportions, without all the gay sex!
<David Byrden> Science can explain 3sunism!

...www.firstscience.com...

<Mort> Damn UPS always take days to deliver a good smite.
<apple juice is a verb> To caption is to suffer...
<apple juice is a verb> It is man's lot to caption himself, lest he be subjected to the will of Mort.
<guyPaulo> Shit. DB just debunked 3Sunsinism.
<3Suns> Nuh Unh. Sun Dogs don't happen in dreams. Says so in the instruction manual.
<ElvisThePelvis> Do not covet thy neighbor's caption. Try not to covet yourself too much either.
<Kumiho> wow, what an interesting day! You guys have given so many wonderful things to read - thanks for the laughs, you folks are my sanity.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post