[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/23/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Pathetic Hoomans, I UBASRIING Ruler of the Moon People invade your trivial planet! Surrender!

I will display our might by using our Transmog-o-ray to turn your leader into a mockery!

BRZZZZ!!

Bah! It didn't work! He looks the same!

Quick run away!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 333 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:55Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:54Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:52Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:50Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:49Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:48Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:47Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:46Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:45Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:44Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:43Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:42Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:41Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:40Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:39Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:33Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:30Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:27Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:24Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:17Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:13Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:12Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:02Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:01Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:59Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:58Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:57Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:50Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:47Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:38Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:37Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:36Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:32Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:26Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:25Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:24Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:10Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:07Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:06Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:48Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:45Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:42Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:41Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:38Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:35Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:32Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:30Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:29Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:28Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:20Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:18Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:17Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:15Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:13Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:11Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:08Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:07Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:05Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:55Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:52Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:44Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:41Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:32Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:18Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:14Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:09Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:06Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:05Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:04Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:02Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:01Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:54Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:53Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:52Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:46Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:45Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:43Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:41Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:40Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:38Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:36Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:35Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:35Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:33Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:31Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:29Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:28Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:26Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:24Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:22Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:20Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:19Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:18Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:17Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:17Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:15Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:14Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:13Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:11Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:09Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:08Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:06Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:04Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:03Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:02Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:01Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:00Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:59Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:58Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:57Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:55Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:53Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:51Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:50Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:49Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:48Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:47Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:46Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:45Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:44Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:42Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:41Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:40Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:39Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:38Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:37Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:36Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:35Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:34Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:33Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:32Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:31Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:29Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:28Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:26Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:24Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:23Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:22Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:20Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:18Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:17Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:16Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:10Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:08Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:07Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:05Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:04Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:02Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:01Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:59Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:58Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:57Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:56Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:55Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:54Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:52Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:50Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:49Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:47Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:46Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:44Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:42Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:39Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:37Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:36Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:35Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:33Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:32Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:30Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:29Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:28Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:27Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:25Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:24Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:22Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:21Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:20Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:18Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:16Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:14Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:12Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:11Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:09Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:08Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:04Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:02Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:01Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:00Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:59Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:58Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:56Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:54Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:53Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:52Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:51Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:50Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:49Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:48Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:47Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:46Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:45Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:44Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:43Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:41Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:40Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:38Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:37Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:35Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:34Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:33Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:32Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:31Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:29Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:28Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:26Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:24Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:22Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:19Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:18Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:16Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:15Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:13Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:12Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:08Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:04Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:57Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:55Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:54Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:53Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:52Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:51Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:50Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:49Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:48Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:47Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:45Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:44Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:42Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:40Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:39Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:38Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:37Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:36Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:35Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:33Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:32Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:31Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:30Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:29Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:28Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:27Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:26Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:25Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:24Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:23Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:22Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:21Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:20Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:19Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:17Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:16Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:15Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:14Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:12Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:10Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:09Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:08Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:05Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:04Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:03Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:02Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:01Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:00Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:59Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:58Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:57Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:56Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:55Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:53Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:52Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:51Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:50Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:49Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:47Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:46Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:45Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:42Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:41Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:40Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:39Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:38Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:37Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:36Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:35Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:34Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:33Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:33Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:31Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:30Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:29Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:28Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:27Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:26Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:25Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:24Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:23Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:22Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:20Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:19Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:18Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:17Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:16Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:15Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:14Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:13Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:12Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:11Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:10Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:08Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:06Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:04Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:03Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:02Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:00Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:59Caption #301

Board [Post Message]

Poor George, he fell off his bike and got brain abrasion, oops I mean face abrasions.

I wish it rained here, I wish for a huge tropical rainfall, a violent downpour. This always the same weather makes me apathetic, the days are always the same, why should I care if the elements can't be bothered to put in a full days work either? Maybe if I had the rain or something back I'd care more about new week.


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Let's get one thing straight; the human race does not look to George W. Bush as their "leader".

They look to see what dumbass thing he'll do next.

<guyPaulo> Mort's caption to day is one of the best I have ever seen. Kuddoos, chief.
<Mort> Artistic license DB, "dumbass guy who lucked his way into running a country" wouldn't have worked so well.
<guyPaulo> Luck had nothing to do with it. Bush is popular because he represents the "average joe, anti-intellectual, screw the UN, USA RULZ!" mentality so prevelent in the States these days.
<Kumiho> Wow, I think I'd be really tired if I had to screw all the delegates at the UN.
<Mort> Now that would be some porn flick!
Kumiho does the united nations.
<Kumiho> LOL does it have to be all the UNs or can I stick to just one building?
<Kumiho> By the wayside Mort, I understand hurrican season started early this year, maybe you should wander down to Florida for a change in weather?
<Mort> A good hurricane would do me... uh good.
<guyPaulo> Bah! I lived in Florida for a long time. Hurricanes are overrated! My brother once begged my parents to let him go surfing during a hurricane, as that is the only time the waves are big enough to surf in Forida.
<Mort> I like how finally this website conforms to the unified rule of all interactive websites:

If people can post you will have a pointless creationist/evolution argument.

<3Suns> Mort, I find your story about creating this website out of the ether with your fantastical infinte power to be implausible at best and farcical at worst.

Clearly, there is a more rational explatation. Millions, even billions of internet surfers view images each day. The collective unconscious of these people yearning to write captions for the images they saw must have been tremendous, causing this and other captioning websites to gradually come into existance through a slow process of PHP and error.

<ElvisThePelvis> 3Suns that is heresy!!!! Mort created this universe and all that live in it!!!
<guyPaulo> tee hee. And this new theory shall be called "3Sunsinism."
<Mort> 3Suns I smite thee.
<H. Monkey> Not 3Suniism?
<3Suns> Hmm. I'm still here. What does that say about your smiting powers, oh "almighty gorilla"?
<guyPaulo> Oh the humanity! The gods are clashing! It's a battle of Greek proportions, without all the gay sex!
<David Byrden> Science can explain 3sunism!

...www.firstscience.com...

<Mort> Damn UPS always take days to deliver a good smite.
<apple juice is a verb> To caption is to suffer...
<apple juice is a verb> It is man's lot to caption himself, lest he be subjected to the will of Mort.
<guyPaulo> Shit. DB just debunked 3Sunsinism.
<3Suns> Nuh Unh. Sun Dogs don't happen in dreams. Says so in the instruction manual.
<ElvisThePelvis> Do not covet thy neighbor's caption. Try not to covet yourself too much either.
<Kumiho> wow, what an interesting day! You guys have given so many wonderful things to read - thanks for the laughs, you folks are my sanity.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post