[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/23/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Pathetic Hoomans, I UBASRIING Ruler of the Moon People invade your trivial planet! Surrender!

I will display our might by using our Transmog-o-ray to turn your leader into a mockery!

BRZZZZ!!

Bah! It didn't work! He looks the same!

Quick run away!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 247 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:19Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:17Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:15Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:14Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:13Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:08Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:56Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:47Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:46Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:45Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:36Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:35Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:34Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:32Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:31Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:30Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:25Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:24Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:23Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:14Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:13Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:11Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:10Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:09Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:05Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:04Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:00Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:59Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:58Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:54Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:45Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:44Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:43Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:34Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:33Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:32Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:25Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:24Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:23Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:20Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:19Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:18Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:13Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:08Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:06Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:03Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:55Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:53Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:48Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:47Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:45Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:43Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:42Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:40Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:36Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:31Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:26Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:25Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:18Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:17Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:16Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:15Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:14Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:11Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:09Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:08Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:06Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:58Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:53Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:43Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:29Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:26Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:21Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:20Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:12Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:11Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:10Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:10Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:08Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:06Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:05Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:03Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:51Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:50Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:49Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:41Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:38Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:34Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:31Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:29Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:24Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:23Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:18Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:12Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:11Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:09Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:08Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:04Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:03Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:59Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:57Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:56Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:53Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:52Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:51Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:50Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:43Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:37Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:36Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:35Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:32Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:27Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:26Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:25Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:20Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:19Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:18Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:12Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:11Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:07Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:02Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:01Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:00Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:59Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:58Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:56Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:55Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:54Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:53Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:52Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:51Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:50Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:49Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:48Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:47Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:46Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:45Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:44Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:42Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:41Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:40Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:39Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:38Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:37Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:36Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:35Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:34Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:33Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:32Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:31Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:29Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:28Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:27Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:26Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:25Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:23Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:21Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:20Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:16Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:14Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:12Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:10Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:09Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:05Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:04Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:03Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:01Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:00Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:59Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:58Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:57Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:53Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:52Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:46Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:38Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:30Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:29Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:25Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:24Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:23Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:21Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:14Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:12Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:11Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:09Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:08Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:07Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:06Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:01Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:49Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:40Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:39Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:37Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:36Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:34Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:33Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:31Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:31Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:29Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:28Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:27Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:25Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:23Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:22Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:21Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:08Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:04Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:03Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:01Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:58Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:57Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:56Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:55Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:54Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:53Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:52Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:51Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:49Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:48Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:46Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:45Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:44Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:43Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:40Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:39Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:38Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:37Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:36Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:34Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:33Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:32Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:31Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:28Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:27Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:25Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:23Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:22Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:21Caption #606

Board [Post Message]

Poor George, he fell off his bike and got brain abrasion, oops I mean face abrasions.

I wish it rained here, I wish for a huge tropical rainfall, a violent downpour. This always the same weather makes me apathetic, the days are always the same, why should I care if the elements can't be bothered to put in a full days work either? Maybe if I had the rain or something back I'd care more about new week.


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Let's get one thing straight; the human race does not look to George W. Bush as their "leader".

They look to see what dumbass thing he'll do next.

<guyPaulo> Mort's caption to day is one of the best I have ever seen. Kuddoos, chief.
<Mort> Artistic license DB, "dumbass guy who lucked his way into running a country" wouldn't have worked so well.
<guyPaulo> Luck had nothing to do with it. Bush is popular because he represents the "average joe, anti-intellectual, screw the UN, USA RULZ!" mentality so prevelent in the States these days.
<Kumiho> Wow, I think I'd be really tired if I had to screw all the delegates at the UN.
<Mort> Now that would be some porn flick!
Kumiho does the united nations.
<Kumiho> LOL does it have to be all the UNs or can I stick to just one building?
<Kumiho> By the wayside Mort, I understand hurrican season started early this year, maybe you should wander down to Florida for a change in weather?
<Mort> A good hurricane would do me... uh good.
<guyPaulo> Bah! I lived in Florida for a long time. Hurricanes are overrated! My brother once begged my parents to let him go surfing during a hurricane, as that is the only time the waves are big enough to surf in Forida.
<Mort> I like how finally this website conforms to the unified rule of all interactive websites:

If people can post you will have a pointless creationist/evolution argument.

<3Suns> Mort, I find your story about creating this website out of the ether with your fantastical infinte power to be implausible at best and farcical at worst.

Clearly, there is a more rational explatation. Millions, even billions of internet surfers view images each day. The collective unconscious of these people yearning to write captions for the images they saw must have been tremendous, causing this and other captioning websites to gradually come into existance through a slow process of PHP and error.

<ElvisThePelvis> 3Suns that is heresy!!!! Mort created this universe and all that live in it!!!
<guyPaulo> tee hee. And this new theory shall be called "3Sunsinism."
<Mort> 3Suns I smite thee.
<H. Monkey> Not 3Suniism?
<3Suns> Hmm. I'm still here. What does that say about your smiting powers, oh "almighty gorilla"?
<guyPaulo> Oh the humanity! The gods are clashing! It's a battle of Greek proportions, without all the gay sex!
<David Byrden> Science can explain 3sunism!

...www.firstscience.com...

<Mort> Damn UPS always take days to deliver a good smite.
<apple juice is a verb> To caption is to suffer...
<apple juice is a verb> It is man's lot to caption himself, lest he be subjected to the will of Mort.
<guyPaulo> Shit. DB just debunked 3Sunsinism.
<3Suns> Nuh Unh. Sun Dogs don't happen in dreams. Says so in the instruction manual.
<ElvisThePelvis> Do not covet thy neighbor's caption. Try not to covet yourself too much either.
<Kumiho> wow, what an interesting day! You guys have given so many wonderful things to read - thanks for the laughs, you folks are my sanity.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post