Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 05/23/2004

by Mort

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Pathetic Hoomans, I UBASRIING Ruler of the Moon People invade your trivial planet! Surrender!

I will display our might by using our Transmog-o-ray to turn your leader into a mockery!

BRZZZZ!!

Bah! It didn't work! He looks the same!

Quick run away!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Poor George, he fell off his bike and got brain abrasion, oops I mean face abrasions.

I wish it rained here, I wish for a huge tropical rainfall, a violent downpour. This always the same weather makes me apathetic, the days are always the same, why should I care if the elements can't be bothered to put in a full days work either? Maybe if I had the rain or something back I'd care more about new week.

There are 26 messages for this day.

<David Byrden> Let's get one thing straight; the human race does not look to George W. Bush as their "leader".

They look to see what dumbass thing he'll do next.

<guyPaulo> Mort's caption to day is one of the best I have ever seen. Kuddoos, chief.

<Mort> Artistic license DB, "dumbass guy who lucked his way into running a country" wouldn't have worked so well.

<guyPaulo> Luck had nothing to do with it. Bush is popular because he represents the "average joe, anti-intellectual, screw the UN, USA RULZ!" mentality so prevelent in the States these days.

<Kumiho> Wow, I think I'd be really tired if I had to screw all the delegates at the UN.

<Mort> Now that would be some porn flick!
Kumiho does the united nations.

<Kumiho> LOL does it have to be all the UNs or can I stick to just one building?

<Kumiho> By the wayside Mort, I understand hurrican season started early this year, maybe you should wander down to Florida for a change in weather?

<Mort> A good hurricane would do me... uh good.

<guyPaulo> Bah! I lived in Florida for a long time. Hurricanes are overrated! My brother once begged my parents to let him go surfing during a hurricane, as that is the only time the waves are big enough to surf in Forida.

<Mort> I like how finally this website conforms to the unified rule of all interactive websites:

If people can post you will have a pointless creationist/evolution argument.

<3Suns> Mort, I find your story about creating this website out of the ether with your fantastical infinte power to be implausible at best and farcical at worst.

Clearly, there is a more rational explatation. Millions, even billions of internet surfers view images each day. The collective unconscious of these people yearning to write captions for the images they saw must have been tremendous, causing this and other captioning websites to gradually come into existance through a slow process of PHP and error.

<ElvisThePelvis> 3Suns that is heresy!!!! Mort created this universe and all that live in it!!!

<guyPaulo> tee hee. And this new theory shall be called "3Sunsinism."

<Mort> 3Suns I smite thee.

<H. Monkey> Not 3Suniism?

<3Suns> Hmm. I'm still here. What does that say about your smiting powers, oh "almighty gorilla"?

<guyPaulo> Oh the humanity! The gods are clashing! It's a battle of Greek proportions, without all the gay sex!

<David Byrden> Science can explain 3sunism!

...www.firstscience.com...

<Mort> Damn UPS always take days to deliver a good smite.

<apple juice is a verb> To caption is to suffer...

<apple juice is a verb> It is man's lot to caption himself, lest he be subjected to the will of Mort.

<guyPaulo> Shit. DB just debunked 3Sunsinism.

<3Suns> Nuh Unh. Sun Dogs don't happen in dreams. Says so in the instruction manual.

<ElvisThePelvis> Do not covet thy neighbor's caption. Try not to covet yourself too much either.

<Kumiho> wow, what an interesting day! You guys have given so many wonderful things to read - thanks for the laughs, you folks are my sanity.

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