She asked to hold my "little monkey", if you know what I mean.
I agreed because she was such a hottie.
Seconds later I was in agony.
This is the police photofit. They're calling her the Tennessee Testicle Tweaker
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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