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Most Emailed Photos - 04/21/2005 by Bavid Dyrden
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She asked to hold my "little monkey", if you know what I mean.

I agreed because she was such a hottie.



Seconds later I was in agony.


This is the police photofit.
They're calling her the
Tennessee Testicle Tweaker
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> I'm staying out of Tennessee for sure.
<ElvisThePelvis> Why do you think I left Tennessee for the fertile plains of Mississippi.

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