Since the last time I wrote to you, my son-in-law has become an even bigger jerk than he was before.
And my angry ex-coworkers are gunning for me as well.
Not to worry, I'm planning another little road trip to put some distance between us.
And my idiot neighbors (the ones that wear those protective helmets) won't stay out of my pool. I'm thinking of having it mined.
Sincerely, Warren R. Schmidt
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