Whoa! You're in trouble, big boy; she's locked up on you!
HAAA HAA HAAA!
Hey, is it time for a ..STAMPEDE?
You know, big boy, this can happen if you don't get a female "in the mood".
Try being more seductive in future,a bit more gentle... of course, we can't change the fact that you're a three-ton pig with a horn in your face...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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