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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by Lauren
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Once, we were in love and couldn't get enough of each other's sweet passion.

But then I found out she earned her living as a web-based porn star, being filmed having sex in disgustingly humiliating positions.

So I ate her.
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> I almost choked on my breakfast reading this!
<3Suns> Good ending!
<yoyology> Two opposable thumbs up!
<David Byrden> Holy shit!
<spam> omg wtf!
<apple juice is a verb> *Smiles Big*
<Starbug> So I ate her. The end. Now got to sleep.
<ElvisThePelvis> Somehow I missed this one all day...why? I usually read Lauren's captions. Damn this was funny...and still is.

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