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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by Lauren
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Once, we were in love and couldn't get enough of each other's sweet passion.

But then I found out she earned her living as a web-based porn star, being filmed having sex in disgustingly humiliating positions.

So I ate her.
(Fashion Wire Daily)


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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> I almost choked on my breakfast reading this!
<3Suns> Good ending!
<yoyology> Two opposable thumbs up!
<David Byrden> Holy shit!
<spam> omg wtf!
<apple juice is a verb> *Smiles Big*
<Starbug> So I ate her. The end. Now got to sleep.
<ElvisThePelvis> Somehow I missed this one all day...why? I usually read Lauren's captions. Damn this was funny...and still is.

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