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Gravity:

The natural force of attraction exerted by a celestial body, such as Earth, upon objects at or near its surface, tending to draw them toward the center of the body.


Gravitation:

A movement toward a source of attraction: the gravitation of the single male to the celetial objects.


Gravity:

The natural force of attraction between any massive bodies, which is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.

(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Now if you can just explain the physics of Mary Carey's bodacious tatas...
<Lauren> Mary's breasts are examples of bouyancy in defiance of gravity, 3Suns.

Another good one, Elvis.

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