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Naked Balloon Operative: Your mission is to distract and overwhelm the Democratic Presidential Candidate with your, uh, toxic ways.

No doubt that the effects of your gaudy toxin will be swift and giddy.

Consequences of this mission will far outweigh the risks and he will soon be considered out of his class in political circles.
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<Boyscout> Mountaineer, this mission is a trap, the flower has a wire, John Kerry is a double, the sumo wresters are hollow and filled with explosives!
<Ilia Kuriakin> Mountaineer, do not be distracted by Boyscout; he is with the DNC. Napolean Solo and I (true Republican loyalists) have your back. You will recognize us by our silk brocade nehru jackets. I will have refills for your flower, should the need arise. Just remember the password: Sockittome.

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