[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

My dreams to look after orphaned animals started off well. At 18 years old I was paid very well to weigh-in the contestants of Elephant Kick Boxing.

My success in the field led to a very rewarding job training dogs in subtle ways of the Japanese traditional etiquette.

Until that life changing day when HAL, red hypnotic eye glowing, said to me,
"What are you doing, Mort?".
It was then that I felt the strange urge to internet caption.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 109 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:42Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:41Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:39Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:37Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:36Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:35Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:34Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:33Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:32Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:32Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:30Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:29Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:28Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:27Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:26Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:25Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:24Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:23Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:22Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:21Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:20Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:19Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:18Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:17Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:16Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:15Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:14Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:13Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:12Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:11Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:10Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:09Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:08Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:07Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:06Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:05Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:04Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:03Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:02Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:01Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:00Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:59Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:58Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:57Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:56Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:55Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:54Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:53Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:52Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:51Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:50Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:49Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:48Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:47Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:46Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:45Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:44Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:43Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:42Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:41Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:40Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:39Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:38Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:37Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:36Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:35Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:34Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:33Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:32Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:31Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:30Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:29Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:28Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:27Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:26Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:25Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:24Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:23Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:22Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:21Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:20Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:19Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:18Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:17Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:16Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:15Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:14Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:13Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:12Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:11Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:10Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:09Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:08Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:07Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:06Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:05Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:04Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:03Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:02Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:01Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:00Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:59Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:58Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:57Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:56Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:55Caption #806

Board [Post Message]

Not too funny, but I thought I would try my hand at six connected image internet captioning.

There are 11 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Dear god, please put the pictures of the giant sumo dude and the monkey dressed as a sheep up tomorrow Mort.
<yoyology> Too bad you broke the layout, Mort. :-)
<Lauren> I believe the line was, "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

...www.moviesounds.com...

<Lauren> I worked with an Aussie veterinarian named David who fancied himself a computer genius. Thing was, every time he tried to help, he deleted key files like your printer driver or 10 years of data sets. Anyway, I got the key to his office and programed his computer to play the above sound bite every time he hit the return key.
<guyPaulo> Remind me never to piss you off Lauren.
<Lauren> I sent this one to the Dean's Assistant:

...funwavs.com...

It could be why I am currently unemployed....

<guyPaulo> I got a thumbs up from the normally vitriolic NOIP on my 3rd post today. It's proof that we CAN all get along!
<Mort> ...us.imdb.com...
But maybe IMDB is wrong...
<Lauren> I'll bet HAL asked both questions.
<Mike> I like weed
<mypalmike> Different Mike there.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post