Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/08/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

When I was younger I dreamt of looking after poor orphaned animals.

Teaching anti-social fish about the liberating effects of alcohol.

But instead I ran an unpaid caption website, and was slowly sucked dry.

(AP)

(Reuters)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 377 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:54 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:53 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:52 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:51 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:50 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:49 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:48 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:47 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:46 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:43 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:42 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:41 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:40 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:39 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:38 Caption #-20

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:35 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:33 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:30 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:29 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:26 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:25 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:24 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:22 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:21 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:18 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:17 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:15 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:14 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:13 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:12 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:11 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:10 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:08 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:06 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:05 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:04 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:02 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:00 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:57 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:54 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:53 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:52 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:49 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:48 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:47 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:45 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:43 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:42 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:41 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:34 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:31 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:26 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:25 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:24 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:23 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:21 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:20 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:19 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:18 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:17 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:13 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:11 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:08 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:07 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:05 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:04 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:03 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:02 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:59 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:58 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:57 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:54 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:53 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:52 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:51 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:50 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:49 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:47 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:44 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:43 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:41 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:39 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:37 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:35 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:34 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:32 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:29 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:26 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:23 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:22 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:19 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:18 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:15 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:14 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:13 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:12 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:09 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:08 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:05 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:04 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:03 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:01 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:58 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:57 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:55 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:53 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:50 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:48 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:47 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:46 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:44 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:43 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:42 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:40 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:38 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:35 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:34 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:33 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:31 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:30 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:27 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:26 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:24 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:22 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:18 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:15 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:14 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:12 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:11 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:07 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:06 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:03 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:02 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:01 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:58 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:57 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:55 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:53 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:51 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:48 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:47 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:46 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:45 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:44 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:42 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:40 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:38 Caption #990

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:37 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:36 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:33 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:31 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:30 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:27 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:25 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:23 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:22 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:20 Caption #991

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:19 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:16 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:15 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:13 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:10 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:09 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:08 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:06 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:05 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:04 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:03 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:02 Caption #992

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:01 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:58 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:55 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:53 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:51 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:49 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:48 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:47 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:46 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:45 Caption #993

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:44 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:43 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:42 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:41 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:40 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:38 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:34 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:32 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:30 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:28 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:27 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:26 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:23 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:22 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:21 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:19 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:18 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:17 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:16 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:13 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:12 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:09 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:08 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:07 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:06 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:05 Caption #

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:05 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:04 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:01 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:00 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:59 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:57 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:55 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:54 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:53 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:50 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:47 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:46 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:45 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:43 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:42 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:41 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:40 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:39 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:38 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:37 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:36 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:35 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:34 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:33 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:32 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:31 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:29 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:28 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:27 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:26 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:25 Caption #997

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:24 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:23 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:21 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:20 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:19 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:18 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:17 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:15 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:14 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:13 Caption #998

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:12 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:11 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:10 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:09 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:08 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:07 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:05 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:04 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:03 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:02 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:01 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:00 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:58 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:56 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:55 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:54 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:53 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:51 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:50 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:48 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:47 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:45 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:44 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:40 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:39 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:38 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:37 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:36 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:35 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:33 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:32 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:31 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:30 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:29 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:26 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:25 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:23 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:20 Caption #959

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:18 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:16 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:13 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:12 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:10 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:09 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:07 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:06 Caption #983

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:04 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:02 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:01 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:59 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:56 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:55 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:54 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:52 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:50 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:49 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:48 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:46 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:45 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:44 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:43 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:42 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:41 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:40 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:39 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:38 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:37 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:34 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:32 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:31 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:28 Caption #971

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:27 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:25 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:24 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:20 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:19 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:18 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:17 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:13 Caption #-69

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:12 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:11 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:10 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:08 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:07 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:06 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:05 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:04 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:03 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:02 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:00 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:59 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:56 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:55 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:53 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:52 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:49 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:48 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:46 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:45 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:43 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:42 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:41 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:40 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:39 Caption #-60

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:37 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:36 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:35 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:34 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:33 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:32 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:29 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:28 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:26 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:24 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:21 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:17 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:16 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:15 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:14 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:13 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:12 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:09 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:04 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:01 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:49:00 Caption #986

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:48:58 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:48:56 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:48:55 Caption #

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:48:55 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:48:54 Caption #95

Board

[Post Message]

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, I Love You All!

There are 41 messages for this day.

<MLimburg> hehehe love it ..

<Lauren> Oh, Mort... this one is beautiful. (but do we really suck you dry?)

<guyPaulo> Hah! Good one Mort. Maybe you should add a bunch of annoying sex site banners and popups to your main page. "This caption brought to you by 'NakedGrannies.com'"

<yoyology> I'm torn between making a lewd remark about Lauren sucking Mort dry, and retching at the thought of NakedGrannies.com.

<guyPaulo> If anyone wants the password to "NakedGrannies.com" I can hook you up with a free 3-day trial. Its one of the perks of my platinum membership.

<yoyology> Dear God, it's a real URL. Takes you to the "Napster of Porn".

The world really is going to hell, ya know?

<Mort> Sex site banners come next week, but I don't think 12 hits a day will bring in much revenue.

<guyPaulo> Uh, just so you know, I was kidding about the platimum membership thing. I had no idea it was a real URL and I'm at work so I wasn't about to check. The boss gets mad if we check out geizer porn on the clock.

<yoyology> Riiiiiight.

<David Byrden> 'geezer' derives from the word 'disguiser' (yes, they really did pronounce it that way).
In merrie old England, troupes of aging actors would wander the country putting on plays in each town - 'disguisers'.

<yoyology> And the Pedant Of The Day award goes to....

<Mort> Well there is the kettle calling the pot black.

<yoyology> :-)

<krystel>

<krystel> hi

<Carol> What a great bunch of captions today! In my opinion. I never know if my opinion should count, since I'm not a caption writer, just a groupie.

<MLimburg> Caption Groupie ... Well, now we've hit the big time.

<David Byrden> Wow, we have groupies now... can we date them? How would that work?
"Try to have a single, continuous date with a sequence of three random groupies"

<Carol> Did I say "groupie"? I meant "grouper," a usually solitary bottom sea bass of warm seas.

<yoyology> As in: "The stage was surrounded by screaming groupers, probably there to see the bass player..."
...www.straightdope.com...

<yoyology> Uh, sorry. Paste went awry there. This is the link I was shooting for:
...matt.baya.net...

<Carol> At the library, you can find yoyo manning the Pop Culture Reference desk.

<guyPaulo> N.O.I.P. is really being a wanker today. Its very reminiscent of the time Rodger Mexico went off and insulted a bunch of folks in one day. Hhmmmmm.....

<No one in particular.> N.O.I.P has been getting nothing but insults the past couple of weeks. It's obvious you guys dont like it when a big fish comes to swim in your little pond.
Hhmmmmm...

<Anonymous> It's like getting initiated in high school....or hazing in college...

<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .

<Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim The Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim is one of the most beautiful buildings in the NHL. Opened in 1993, its features include marble concourses, glass archways and brass fittings. It is home to the Anaheim MIghty Ducks. See more at ...www.rhinotickets.com... .

<Cell Phone Rental Cellular Abroad, the number one online source for worldwide cellular service and Cell Phone Rental. Cellular Abroad offers an intelligent alternative to traditional international cell phone communication, making it possible for anyone traveling overseas to afford cell phone service. come see us at ...www.cellularabroad.co... .

<Wiltern Theater Tickets> Wiltern Theater Tickets RhinoTickets is the leading provider of Wiltern Theater tickets. When you buy Wiltern Theater tickets you can feel secure buying tickets for Wiltern Theater tickets. Visit us now at ...www.rhinotickets.com...

<Wilshire Theater> Wilshire Theater RhinoTickets is the leading provider of Wilshire Theater tickets. When you buy Wilshire Theater tickets you can feel secure buying tickets for Wilshire Theater. Visit us now at ...www.rhinotickets.com...

<Medical Braces> >...www.medicalbraces.org... This is one of the fastest growing Medical Braces companies in the USA. We provide one of the largest selections of Shoulder and Medical Braces and accessories on the internet at guaranteed discount prices.

<American Hardcore> > American Hardcore (19) - Tiffany is a sexy blonde beauty. Tiffany has a nicely tanned body with a great ass. Blowjob. Brandon rubs the head of his cock on her asshole and she tastes his cock. Blowjob/Footjob. American Hardcore Tiffany talks dirty before Brandon strokes off on her tongue. Tiffany swallows. ...www.americanhardcore.com...

<Magnum PI DVD> >Magnum PI DVD - Thomas Magnum is employed on the Hawaiian estate of a wealthy absentee owner name Robin Masters. The estate is run by Jonathan Higgins who mostly tolerates Magnum's presence as head of security on the estate. Magnum is also a private detective whose cases frequently have a humorous overtone and always just enough danger. Get your Magnum PI DVD at href=...www.magnumpidvd.com...

<DOOM DVD> >DOOM DVD - At Olduvai Research Station, Mars, something has gone terribly wrong. The now deceased researchers at the station have quarantined the site and its up to Sarge (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) and his crew to clean up every hellish creature they find. Get your DOOM DVD at ...www.doommovie.com...

<The Constant Gardener DVD> The Constant Gardener DVD - A widower is determined to get to the bottom of a potentially explosive secret involving his wife's murder, big business, and corporate corruption. Using his privileged access to diplomatic secrets, he will risk his own life, stopping at nothing to uncover and expose the truth - a conspiracy more far-reaching and deadly than he could ever have imagined. Get your The Constant Gardener DVD at ...www.theconstantgardener.com...

<A-team DVD> A-team DVD - The A Team explodes on DVD for the first time evr. Pile into the famous black van for a 2nd season of adventure with Hannibal , Face , Murock and BA. Get your A-team DVD at ...www.great-tv-shows.com...

<Prime the Movie DVD> >Prime the Movie DVD is a witty romantic comedy about the trials and tribulations of two mismatched lovers. Prime the Movie DVD explores what happens when love at first sight meets the day-to-day realities of an adult relationship. ...www.primemovie.net...

<Alec Baldwin Saturday NightDVD> >Alec Baldwin Saturday Night Live Whether as Scout Master, French Teacher or "Schwetty Balls" Tough Guy, Alec Baldwin is undoubtedly one of SNL's funniest hosts. Get Alec Baldwin Saturday Night Live at ...www.saturdaynightlivedvd.com...

<Jarhead DVD> >Jarhead DVD An irreverent and true account of a war that was packaged a decade ago, Jarhead is laced with dark wit, honest inquisition and surreal yet poignant episodes which are also tragic and absurd. Get Jarhead DVD at ...www.jarheadmovie.com

<Repo Man DVD> >Repo Man DVD In The Repo Man DVD, Otto (Emilio Estevez) is a Los Angeles punk, a loser with no direction and no role models. But he discovers a code of honor and higher purpose when he joins a select group of latter-day knights: the repo men. Get your Repo Man DVD at ...www.repomandvd.com...

<Champions On Ice Tickets> >Champions On Ice Tickets - The Champions on Ice skating extravaganza is one of the most dazzling and beautiful athletic performances of champion ice skaters open to the public. Get your Champions On Ice Tickets at ...www.championsonicetickets.com...

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post