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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/06/2004 by superwoman biatch
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A cat dreams in deep slumber of what her life could have been.....

Ah...to be a stupid human..I could eat all the hotdogs I want and be cheered and praised for being a fat slob. Sounds pretty good, but my need to be stylish overpowers my need to be fed to dangerous proportions....

Ah...now this would be the life. To be a dog. And not just any dog, but a dog that wouldn't even have to walk. Now that would be awesome. Not only could I be carried around by a stupid human, but I could chase all those stupid cats that make fun of me for being homeless and having to sleep on a skateboard in Central Park!! Hah, hah...revenge is sweet.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> 
<guyPaulo> I like these long-winded, bitter captions of superwoman biatch (or swB for short).
<ajiav> "Ah...to be a stupid human"
<mypalmike> SWB seeks DWMOFO for OU812.

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