My toilet brush acquired sentient life and now I have to feed the damn thing.
On the other hand, since the cigar smoke filmed over the windows, I don't have to look at those unsightly mountains in my back yard.
I'd ask you in for a Leinie's but you'll need your shots first.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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