"Jesus CHRIST! The mafia left me a HORSE'S HEAD!! And a CAT!!!"
"Oh, hang on, that's just my usual cat. Hallo, Tibbles. Coochy coochy coo."
"Oh, yeah, the horse. AAAAAAAGH!"
Meanwhile, the gangsters were preparing to send me a fish. No, worse than that: a drunk, disorderly fish.
All because I had foolishly suggested Al Pacino was looking his age.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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