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Most Emailed Photos - 01/08/2004 by David Byrden
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I was awoken by disquieting, swelling music.

"Jesus CHRIST! The mafia left me a HORSE'S HEAD!! And a CAT!!!"


"Oh, hang on, that's just my usual cat. Hallo, Tibbles. Coochy coochy coo."

"Oh, yeah, the horse. AAAAAAAGH!"

Meanwhile, the gangsters were preparing to send me a fish. No, worse than that: a drunk, disorderly fish.


All because I had foolishly suggested Al Pacino was looking his age.
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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