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Most Emailed Photos - 01/08/2004 by David Byrden
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I was awoken by disquieting, swelling music.

"Jesus CHRIST! The mafia left me a HORSE'S HEAD!! And a CAT!!!"

"Oh, hang on, that's just my usual cat. Hallo, Tibbles. Coochy coochy coo."

"Oh, yeah, the horse. AAAAAAAGH!"

Meanwhile, the gangsters were preparing to send me a fish. No, worse than that: a drunk, disorderly fish.

All because I had foolishly suggested Al Pacino was looking his age.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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