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Dear diary,

Working for M.O.N.K.Y. is so cool! Today, the Cheif, Mort let me take the giant robot "Crushinator" out for a spin. I accidenlty set Tokyo on fire, but I understand that they have insurance for that sort of thing.

Tomorrow I'm suppose to go to Alsaka and practice my cold weather survival skills.

The only think I'm not so sure about it is the part where Lil and I are suppose to bodyguard the Olsen twins as they go shopping. I mean, where's the challenge in that?


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Famous last words...
<3Suns> Ever seen Bodyguard from Beijing with Jet Li? Protecting a woman in a mall isn't easy!
<Carol> Yes, I thought that 3rd panel sounded ominous and foreshadowy!

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